Hello People.

These are the movies that will be opening this week, on the 26th of February. That's effing today!

1) Role Models (NC-16)





Plot:

Danny and Wheeler are two salesmen who trash a company truck on an energy drink-fuelled bender. Upon their arrest, the court gives them two choices: do hard time or spend 150 service hours in a mentorship program. After just one day with the kids, jail doesn't look half bad. If they can just make it through probation without getting thrown in jail, the world's worst role models will prove that sometimes it takes a village idiot to raise a child.

Super funny, OK, let me rephrase, EXTREMELY FUNNY movie. Trust me. I've watched it. If you don't wanna watch it in the theaters, just holler at me, I'll pass you the DVD.

2) My Bloody Valentine 3-D (M-18)





Plot:

Ten years ago, a tragedy changed the town of Harmony forever. Tom Hanniger, an inexperienced coal miner, caused an accident in the tunnels that trapped and killed five men and sent the only survivor, Harry Warden, into a permanent coma. But Harry Warden wanted revenge. Exactly one year later, on Valentine's Day, he woke up...and brutally murdered twenty-two people with a pickaxe before being killed.

Ten years later, Tom Hanniger returns to Harmony on Valentine's Day, still haunted by the deaths he caused. Struggling to make amends with his past, he grapples with unresolved feelings for his ex-girlfriend, Sarah, who is now married to his best friend, Axel, the town sheriff. But tonight, after years of peace, something from Harmony's dark past has returned. Wearing a miner's mask and armed with a pickaxe, an unstoppable killer is on the loose. And as his footsteps come ever closer, Tom, Sarah and Axel realize in terror that it just might be Harry Warden who's come back to claim them...

Don't let the name fool you, this ain't no date movie. This is one horror movie, packed with gore. Hence, M-18. And hence, FUCKED! Watch it in 3-D if possible for the maximum scare!

3) Suspect X





Plot:

A male body is discovered. He is strangled to death where his face pulverized beyond recognition and fingers burned to a crisp. Kaoru Utsumi (played by Kou Shibasaki) is assigned to the case. The police face great difficulty in cracking the case. Thus, she seeks advice from brilliant physicist Manabu Yukawa (played by Masaharu Fukuyama), aka Detective Galileo.

After analyzing the case, Yukawa suspects that the true genius behind everything is Tetsuya Ishigami (played by Shinichi Tsutsumi), the neighbor of victim's ex-wife. Ishigami happens to be Yukawa's college friend whom he regards as a true mathematics genius.

Elaborate bluffs, false testimonials, loopholes in logic - all begin to appear in Detective Galileo's way as if intentionally placed as a challenge by someone with mathematical brilliance.

OK, First off, I'm not promoting this show cause it's Japanese. It's a really interesting show. I think. OK, it has a rather interesting trailer. And the reviews for the movie isn't that bad, so probably should go watch.

4) Marley & Me





Plot:

Adapted from John Grogan's bestselling book about his Labrador retriever, the movie stars Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston as a couple who adopts the badly behaved but much-loved dog named, of course, Marley, who eventually teaches them what really matters in life.

Believe me when I say this movie is old. It was showing in the USA in Christmas. And finally, it has come to Singapore. It's a good ol' DATE MOVIE!! Nuff' Said!!

And oh, got a special message form the SPCA:



Enjoy your trip to the movies!!

Ciao..